100+ Good Morning Funny Quotes, Messages & Greetings


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You can alway put a smile on the face of your loved ones by sending them funny good morning quotes, messages or greeting text. They will start laughing immediately when they open and read your good morning funny quotes.

Doing this will make them feel loved and special. But for you to make out time to compose and send the funny message is always a hard thing to do. This is why we present to you this huge collection of good morning funny quotes, messages and greetings that you can easily choose from.

Kindly scroll down and make your choice, copy, paste and then send it to him or her to help them start their day happily.

Good Morning Funny Greetinds

1. Time to finally wake up your breakfast with your huge appetite; I know you were thinking about food the whole night. Have a great day!

2. Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not the weekend yet. Good morning! As the day begins, remember that I am your friend…you’re welcome!

3. Good Morning to a friend who starts each day by asking important questions: Should I get up at ten or eleven? Is there pizza leftover from last night? Have a good day, deep thinker!

4. Getting up early is the first sleep in the wrong direction! Good morning my Love! I’m pretty sure my pillow hates you because I want to trade it in for you!

5. You’ve been one hell of a beautiful soul. I can’t wait to get to heaven and see your soul — if you’re following me to heaven. Good morning, buddy.

6. Today will be a great day. There is a chance that your boss will sleep off in the office today and will not go on with the dreaded meeting! Good morning my sweetheart, have a burst of beautiful sunshine.

7. Today’s Weather Report: We’ll have Rain of Blessings, Wind of Joy, Fog of Peace, Dews of Love, Snow of Happiness & blossom of GOD’S GRACE! Cute Good Morning.

8. Alert, alert, the most wonderful human on earth is about to wake up! Blessed be your morning, o holy one!

9. Every morning gives me a reason to think logically so I can know who shines more, you or the sun. Good morning, baby.

10. Good morning! It’s time to wake up and give the bed bugs rest, you’ve really made them suffer from all your snoring.

Funny Good Morning Quotes

11. They say the earliest bird catches the worm; luckily you are not a bird for you’d die of starvation. You’d be a worm instead so you could have a reason to sleep. Wake up!

12. Good Morning, lazy! May this day be full of productivity…from someone else! Obviously, not you! Good Morning! Parting from your best friend can be difficult… but I am sure you will go back to bed, in no time!

13. The sun is up, the sky is blue, today is beautiful and so are you. Why do they call it beauty sleep, when you wake up looking like a troll!

14. As you wake up, may you find out that there’s more to life than sleeping and snoring? Good morning, buddy.

15. Hey! This is to inform you that there will be a one-minute silence to commemorate the loss of the mosquitoes I killed last night for you! Good morning.

16. It’s just good morning because shut up! Is not socially accepted. I was beautiful, rich, sexy … and then the alarm rang! Good Morning! There are two types of people on this earth: the early people and the people who want to shoot early risers. Good Morning!

17. We always Work for a Better Tomorrow. But When Tomorrow Comes, Instead of Enjoying, We Again Think of a Better Tomorrow! Let’s Have a Better Today. Cute Good Morning!

18. A marvelous morning to you, my friend. You are someone who never quits, mainly because you never start. Have a very relaxing day!

19. Whenever you wake up, you’ll read this text and time travel to when we first met. Be careful as you drive, though. Good morning, my love.

20. No matter how early you wake up, you’ll always get a wake up greeting from me. I’m one hour ahead, baby. Good morning, my love.

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21. I wanted to call you the sweetest of all my hearts, but I imagined you asking me who the other hearts are. So I’ll just say good morning, darling.

22. It’s morning and I wanted you to wake up to this text, so you’ll feel like a Superman. Good morning to you, darling.

23. Honey, ever since you came into my life, I always wake up with a beautiful smile on my face and a heart laden with bliss. May your day today be as ridiculously beautiful as your life is.

24. Good morning love! I hope you have a wonderful start to your day. Mornings without you just aren’t the same. Hurry home so I can curl up next to you again.

25. I know how addicted you are to your phone, so I kept this here, so it will be the first thing you see when you wake up. Turns out your addiction is a good thing after all. Good morning, babe.

26. Morning love! Make sure you have a bright and clear day and wear your glasses all through to ensure that though! Good morning baby! Smiling faces and pancakes await you at the breakfast table!

27. Good morning, my dearest! Thanks to your incredible love, everything about my life is incredibly beautiful. My dear, may your morning be as fabulously wonderful and inspiring as you are. I love you.

28. If you did not see me as the first thing after you woke up, I’ll advise you to sleep again. Good morning, darling.

29. A million mornings will come, but none will be as sweet as today’s, because I woke up to see you. Good morning, heart.

30. Do you know that moment in the morning right after you wake up when you feel fully rejuvenated and high in energy? Yeah, me neither.

Funny Good Morning Texts For Her

31. Hey! My night has been enjoyable. As you were sleeping so peacefully, I was on the battlefield fighting all the mosquitoes in my room. Glad I won to see the daylight.

32. Friend, I am sending you a Good Morning message, even though you are probably asleep! And will be, in the afternoon, and at night! Seriously, are you ever awake?!

33. Good Morning to someone I would like to consider to be a friend. Don’t get too excited. I stated that I would like to. Sending you a Good Morning message, knowing it won’t reach you, until the afternoon! Have a good day, friend!

34. The best sort of progress comes after your greatest disillusionments. Achievement turns out to be a lot better, and the fulfillment is significantly more extreme since you realize exactly the amount you’ve worked for it.

35. A successful life is 99% perspiration and only 1% inspiration. Relax but also keep hustling even on weekends. Good morning.

36. Good Morning to someone who sets, when the sun rises, and rises, when the sunsets! Pretty sure you’ve got that backward, friend! Have a nice nap!

37. Good Morning my sweetest love. My night was cold, but the thought of you gave me warmth. I miss you like never before my queen. Enjoy and have a beautiful day like your looks.

38. Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort, no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear friend!

39. Coffee is only harmful if a whole bag from the fifth floor falls on your head. Good morning! To my love: Every morning, I think about how beautiful you are! It distracts me from your breath!

40. You’re so close to me now that I consider you a brother. Well, who knows? The 90s were crazy. Good morning, my dear.

Funny Good Morning Texts

41. It is that time of the day when your mind wants to be ready, but is antagonized by your body- which just wants to sleep a little more! Good morning.

42. Good morning clan! Now let’s straighten out all our astral bodies and assume a correct shit-no-attitude! Good morning has moved, he now lives in a good mood and beautiful day in a country before our time.

43. I wish I could be beside you as you open those cute eyes. Would brush my fingers by your hair and lay your hands aside. Then I would say a prayer for today to protect you from falling. Lastly, I would take your hand in mine and wish you good morning.

44. I’m going to take you out for a morning walk whether you’re sleeping or not! If you don’t wake up soon, I’ll eat all the breakfast. My apologies for waking you up too early. I thought you were dead!

45. They said you only ask “How was your night?” when you did adult things the previous night. So how was yours? Good morning, baby.

46. Every morning is special and you will not get them again. Good morning my dear friend! Wake up, my love. Flowers, smiles, and laughter are waiting for you. Good morning, Love.

47. With the challenges the day brings, I pray you find someone as strong as me to stand through it today — emphasis on “like me”. Good morning, bro.

48. Morning love! Make sure you have a bright and clear day and wear your glasses all through to ensure that though!

49. If you planned to wake up to meet me by your side, I think you woke too late. Lol. Good morning to you, darling. This text is meant to make your day sweeter than yesterday, so you’ll be paying for it. Good morning, dear.

Good Morning Coffee Funny

50. I trust people complete a considerable measure, not on the grounds that we’re savvy, but rather in light of the fact that we have thumbs so we can make coffee.

51. Coffee is not a drink. It is an emotion. Waking up to coffee is the best way to wake up! Good morning your cup is waiting.

52. Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away! Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

53. In any case, even some espresso is superior to no coffee by any stretch of the imagination. New York has extraordinary water for coffee.

54. A cup of coffee shared with a friend and or a loved one in the morning is without doubt an indescribable happiness and time well spent.

55. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

56. I can appreciate coffee without cream, night without lights, meals without rice, burgers without cheese, but never a day without greeting you! Good Morning!

57. The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee. I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

58. Here is a virtual cup of coffee to help you begin your day. Wake up and brew your way to the day. Good morning!

59. This morning, I offer my heartfelt thanks to you for constantly being there to support me in diverse ways. You are not just my lover, you are also my angel.

60. This morning, I need you more than I need coffee. Love you, babe. The best part of my morning is waking up by your side. Good morning my love.

Funny Good Morning Quotes For Him

61. Your phone must not really be the first thing you touch when you wake, you know? Good morning to you, baby. I left clothes for you to wash when you wake up. Sorry. Good morning to you, darling.

62. The morning is eventually here! Despite how many times you hit that snooze button of the alarm clock! Good morning dear husband.

63. Good morning, my sunshine. It gives me great pleasure to call you my man. Thank you for being the most phenomenal person in the universe. I love you so much.

64. Waking up in your arms is the best part of my morning, sweet guy. Love you. I woke up to the thought of my love for you. Good morning babe.

65. The next time you’ll wake up to see me beside you is when you credit my bank account. Good morning to you, honey. I might just tell you to wait till we marry before you get a serious good morning message from me. Good morning, sweetheart.

66. When I set my eyes on you, my heart skips a beat. Your love makes me a zombie. Remember my mind is set on you only. Have a sweet day my sweet love.

67. We all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream, and an unforgettable love. Cute Good Morning.

68. Don’t make me kill you at this hour in the morning. It’s not civilized. Good afternoon. Just kidding, it’s evening already, sleepyhead. Have a fantastic day, weirdo!

69. Remember to take your time when getting off the bed. That’s a trouble queens have to endure. Sorry, and good morning, my darling.

70. A morning text does not simply mean, Good morning. Rather, it comes with the silent loving message, “I think of you when I wake up. Good Morning!

Funny Good Morning Messages

71. Hello, I am the morning fairy. I just dusted you with joy and luck. Now laugh and be happy. Do you know how expensive that is? Good Morning!

72. Maybe the reason you woke up to my absence is because I’ve finally run from you. Just kidding. You’re so amazing that I’ll never do that. Good morning.

73. If you did not see me as the first thing after you woke up, I’ll advise you to sleep again. Good morning, darling. Good morning my beloved. If you’re still sleeping, then you need to understand why folks call you fat and lazy.

74. Sending the person who puts up with me, every day, a Good Morning message! May this morning find you even more patient than the last!

75. Good morning to the laziest bone on earth. I hope you have a great day. One of the things you need most is a good morning from me, so here it is. Good morning, dear.

76. They say a smile creates greatness in personality and so does a wide-open pair of eyes in the morning! Hey! I give thanks to God for sending me an angel by my side every day, but I am keeping this angel to myself forever! Good morning my dear.

77. Every sunrise gives me a new day to love you! Good morning, sweetheart. Hope you have an amazing day! I just woke up and you’re already on my mind. Cute Good Morning.

78. You look like a zombie! Did you get enough sleep last night? Your fun-sized gleam of sarcastic sunshine has arrived to wake you up.

79. First things first. How can I really build up a good morning message for you, so I could send it tomorrow? Meanwhile, good morning, my love.

80. I’m the first to send you a good morning message. Yay! I just won a competition between us that you’re not even aware of. Good morning, sweetheart.

Funny Good Morning Texts For Him

81. Good Morning, sweetheart! When I wake up, my first thought is of how you feel, then I get you a cup of coffee, put it down, and back away, slowly!

82. Maybe the reason you woke up to my absence is that I’ve finally run from you. Just kidding. You’re so amazing that I’ll never do that. Good morning.

83. Nope, that’s not the smell of morning bacon. It’s our house burning! Satan, it’s time to work! The house is on fire! Wake up! Wake up, the garbage truck is ready to pick you up.

84. The three biggest enemies of a morning muffle are daylight, fresh air, and the unbearable roar of the birds! Good Morning!

85. We always Work for a Better Tomorrow. But When Tomorrow Comes, Instead of Enjoying, We Again Think of a Better Tomorrow! Let’s Have a Better Today. Good Morning.

86. They say sleeping is a form of art, but wake up and come enjoy the live and physical art at your office desk! Good morning.

87. Friends like you make me want to partner with a company that produces painkillers. But y’all are so sweet! Good morning, dear.

88. If you wake up to meet me every morning, I guess I’ll never go to work again. Good morning, darling. Good morning! At 10 a.m. we are meeting with my parents, then if you are alive, we will go shopping.

89. Friend, someday you will be a morning person! But, not today. Go back to sleep! Good Morning to a friend, who outdoes everyone… in sleeping! You excel at that!

90. Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!

Funny Good Morning Texts For Your Crush

91. How can someone so lazy be this tired each and every morning? I hope you have a bed in your office because it looks like you’ll need one. Wake up!

92. You woke up just in time to save the world from crashing. Go and get a superhero suit already. Good morning, my friend.

93. Good morning! Your sweet teddy bear misses you, I can’t wait to see you. I and mornings do not see eye to eye, mostly because I just do not want to open mine.

94. Your morning should begin with a message from a friend who really cares about you…but that’s not happening, today! Take care, I guess!

95. Morning! I do not like saying good morning, because if the morning is really good, I do not have to get up and go out in the world to talk to people.

96. You are so lucky I am not your morning alarm clock; I’d kick you out of bed with cold water just to piss you off. May your bed kick you into the shower so you won’t be late this morning.

97. This morning, remember that you have my love! Remember this throughout your commute and work day! It will keep you out of jail!

98. They say each morning is a blessing, but with the alarm you have it is definitely a curse for you. I wouldn’t sleep if I knew I’d be woken up with sirens. Enjoy your day!

99. Mornings were made for special people, unfortunately, we are not some of them, I hate mornings as much as you do but I guess we have to wake up and do something. Good morning!

100. Once again, this is to appreciate you for being a good friend and to ask you when next you’ll skip work so we’ll play games. Good morning, my crush!

Good Morning Monday Funny

1. It’s Monday again, the time we all need a pick-me-up the most. Since I know how much you love motivational quotes, here are few that will get you going!

2. Hey, I know it’s Monday but it’s also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.

3. Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier & healthier life.

4. Be so cheerful and brilliant that when others take a gander at you, their day progresses toward becoming as splendid and glad as well! Glad Monday!

5. Dear Monday, thanks for having the word “mon” in you. That’s French for “mine”, in case you weren’t aware, Monday, but it makes me think of you more as “my day” and frankly that sounds like a much more promising start to the week.

6. One of the best difficulties in life is getting up with a grin and an inviting heart on a Monday morning and the strength to confront whatever is left of the week with happiness. Glad beginning of the week!

7. When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.

8. The challenge of every Monday is to maintain the same vitality in each and every day of the week. Mondays are the start of the workweek which offers new beginnings 52 times a year!

9. It’s Monday. I’m Happy. I’m Blessed. God is going to do amazing things this week. Suffering has been stronger than all other teaching, and has taught me to understand what your heart used to be. I have been bent and broken, but – I hope – into a better shape.

10. Wake up and welcome one more unproductive, leisurely day that comes with nothing for you but leaves with a promise of another similar one. Happy monday.

Good Morning Tuesday Funny

1. Ahhhhh Tuesday. The day to remember all the things I didn’t get done on Monday- and push them off until Wednesday. I am having Monday feelings towards Tuesday.

2. It’s a Tuesday Morning! Listen to Your Dreams, Follow Your Heart. Do what You Love, Enjoy life and expect miracles. Wish You a New Shiny Tuesday!

3. This is your opportunity to thank god for another beautiful day. Have a happy and blessed Tuesday. Tuesday whispers that Friday is coming. Enjoy it to the fullest. Happy Tuesday.

4. On this thoughtful Tuesday, have a moment to think about your present and beautiful future. Turn the thoughtful Tuesday into a thankful one. Happy Tuesday.

5. You can’t help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn’t spell it right; but spelling isn’t everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn’t count.

6. Monday always passes and there will always be a Tuesday with a beautiful blue sky with few clouds. Monday always passes and there will always be a Tuesday with a beautiful blue sky with few clouds.

7. Tuesday is no different from the rest of the weekdays; it also gives terrible burns and nightmares to lazy ones. If you can survive working Monday and Tuesday without breaking a sweat, you can achieve anything in life.

8. Better days are here, it’s known as a Saturday. Saturday. The day where you don’t need to wake up from an alarm clock going off at your face for you to get up.

9. There is a breed of Tuesday in January in which time creeps and no light comes and the air is full of water and nobody really loves anybody.

10. Tuesday and happy moments are two poles apart things for employees. If you are happy on Tuesday, either you are a workaholic or you are a mad man.

11. There it is again, the gruesome, the brutal, and the nasty one that steals your dreams. Good morning he is called this nasty little thing. Good Morning Tuesday!

12. You cannot change what happened on Monday, but you can change every moment of Tuesday because today is the day after Monday. Happy and prosperous Tuesday everyone.

Good Morning Wednesday Funny

1. If you have the courage to pass Wednesday at the office without dropping a tear, you can bear any excruciating pain in life. Happy Wednesday!

2. I have Wednesdays that feel like Mondays when I wish that they were Fridays. It’s Wacky Wednesday. Be Happy, Crazy and Silly. Smile!

3. Smiling increases the value of your face, anger spoils the beauty of the soul, faith is the force of life, and confidence is the companion of success, so keep smiling. Good morning, have a beautiful hump day.

4. I hope for you to have a great day today. Don’t lose hope and work towards achieving your goal. Happy Wednesday! I hope this Wednesday brings you happiness and prosperity in your life. Have a nice day!

5. Wives love Wednesday as it is the sign of the weekend’s arrival, and they get one more reason to spend their husbands’ money. Happy Wednesday morning!

6. Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction! Good Morning! Of course, I can start the day motivated. Just not in the morning! Good Morning Wednesday! Sneezing, coughing, burping, farts. My body makes a soundcheck in the morning. Good Morning to you!

7. The climate figure said there is a tempest coming our direction. I’m anticipating standing in the rain with you and after that taste espresso as we look outside the window, imagining our future together. Good Morning, Have a Great Wednesday.

8. Wednesday is a day to help others celebrate life. You and only you are accountable for what you extend and give to others. One smile not only increases your value but it gives joy to each person you meet.

9. I want to wish you a good day today. I hope you feel worthy everyday no matter what happens. Happy Wednesday!!

10. You get what you work for, not what you wish. You are one hundred percent accountable for the stuff that happens in your life. And, Wednesday is worth celebrating like weekends!

11. Wednesday is not the beginning of the week. But, you can make it the beginning of your success. Work, and get stars in front of you.

Good Morning Thursday Funny

1. When the light of the sun reaches over the horizon … I turn around and go to sleep again. Good Morning Thursday!

2. This Thursday is another excellent day to sit for a moment, think, and realize that not all people on Earth are blessed with the amount of good that you possess.

3. Tolerating Thursdays is one of the most bothersome tasks. You eagerly wait for the weekend and you also have to complete the piled up work to enjoy the weekend freely.

4. May your Thursday be filled with the joy of the lord and may peace follow you wherever you may go. May hope abide in your heart and may all of heaven’s blessings be yours. Good morning!

5. I don’t know why everyone calls Thursday the most useless day? It gives us the ray of hope of the weekend and the end of the tiresome week. Good morning. Happy Thursday!

6. Today is Thursday, so put a big round smile on your face. You need to be cheerful today because it is one of the most interesting days of the week.

7. Today is Thursday, which means I will be working really hard today on everything that needs to get done before the end of the week. And by that I really mean that I’ll be on my computer looking up fun things to do this weekend! funny thursday morning quotes

8. You should be your only competition. If you try to compete with others, you will lose the opportunity to compete with the best competitor.

9. You are as wonderful as you think you are; don’t look down on yourself because you are just simply a blessed man. Thursday morning is a special day so enjoy yourself to the core, feel relaxed and be calm.

10. Trying to wake you up is such a thrill. It’s like waking up a mad beast from its ponderous slumber. Well, well, well, how are you still alive? The assassins I’ve hired must have failed. Count this day of yours a lucky one!

Good Morning Friday Funny

1. The most entertaining things continue transpiring on Fridays… I lose my vitality when the sun comes up and I generally appear to discover it when the sun goes down…, I think I have everything backwards…! Friday is interesting! LOL! Good morning!

2. It takes a lot of determination to work with a laser focus on weekends and ignoring the things that give you instant gratification. Happy Friday morning!

3. Welcome to Friday. In anticipation of departure, it would be ideal if you guarantee every single negative demeanor is legitimately stowed. For your skipper, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome on board. I expect daylight and great states of mind today for our trek. Appreciate the ride.

4. Oh, it’s Friday finally! A person has to go through 4 unbearable working days to say these spellbinding words. Good morning!

5. You will get to see two types of employees on Friday: ultra-productive and employees with zero productivity. There is no third category. Happy Friday!

6. I don’t lose. That is on the grounds that I just win or learn. To a submitted and persuaded individual, each experience is a learning opportunity that will just instruct one to wind up better and more astute after some time.

7. Make some time on Friday and other weekend days to contemplate where your life is going. Life should be in order rather than a random mess.

8. Some people say that Friday is nearly the end of the week, but for me, it’s just the start of something wonderful! Everyday is a gift. But weekends are packed better. —- Happy Friday.

9. There’s only two things I care about, food and weekends. Let’s oversleep this weekend. It’s Friday. I can smell the weekend from here. Who even wants the weekend to ever end? Not me of course!

10. My bed and me, we love each other, only the alarm clock will not accept it. Good Morning! Men are like coffees. Only the really good keep you awake all night! Good Morning!

Good Morning Saturday Funny

1. You know you have superpowers on Saturday? You sleep in the morning and stay awake at night; bat mode activated. Saturday, where you can sleep late because there’s a holiday waiting for you the next day.

2. Some people might not agree, but Saturdays are better than Sundays, just because you don’t need to sleep early to get up the next morning.

3. Now that I think about it, Saturdays are just the chargers for humans just like there are chargers for phones, the whole week you’re being tired the whole time and then, you charge yourself on Saturday and the cycle continues.

4. Some people have plans for the weekends, like spending time with their family or going to the park and stuff, and I’m just here thinking how much I can sleep on weekends.

5. What about a day where you can sleep as much as you want, get a break from everything and have a holiday for you the next day? Oh wait, that’s just called a Saturday.

6. The only reason we ask other people about how they spent their weekend is just because we want to tell them how we spent our weekend by oversleeping a lot.

7. On a weekend, I completed all of my work, notes and projects, but when I woke up, I was dreaming about it the whole time… Happy Saturday

8. Every sunrise gives me a new day to love you! Good morning, sweetheart. Hope you have an amazing day! I just woke up and you’re already on my mind. Cute Good Morning. It’s a wonderful saturday.

9. You look like a zombie! Did you get enough sleep last night? Your fun-sized gleam of sarcastic sunshine has arrived to wake you up.Happy saturday.

10. First things first. How can I really build up a good morning message for you, so I could send it tomorrow? Meanwhile, good morning, my love. Enjoy your saturday.

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